I have nothing to whine about. I know. I've been to BEA (The Mother of All Bookseller/Author Conferences) many times.
And I've had a blast.
But like I said, I am NOT whining. I've been all over the place the last six months, met awesome booksellers and readers, and it is only fair that my publishers send other authors to enjoy the festival/celebration/frat party/book extravaganza that is BEA.
I am not whining, I swear.
I am pouting.
I can't help it. There are SO MANY people I would love to hear again (looking at you, Sherman Alexie). I want to eat the frozen pastry at the Children's Booksellers Breakfast. I want to sprain my ankle on the convention floor. I want to stay up too late and get up to early.
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In the best tradition of middle school social dynamics, I have decided to host my OWN party. If you are going to BEA, you are SO not-invited.
The party starts now and goes through the weekend. I am calling it the BEA 09 Pout-a-Thon.
If you are stuck at home, turning that vivid shade of envy-green, consider yourself invited.
How do we make this happen? A couple of things. I think I'll be making LOTS of little blog posts through the weekend. Chime in the comments section. Pretend that you are having coffee or a glass of cheap wine with me at one of those parties. Ask the questions you've always wanted to ask. You might have to ASK LOUDLY, because the room is already filling up and it's hard to hear ANYTHING!
I'll also be chattering on my Twitter feed all weekend.
There is on ongoing conversation at Meebo (see below):
There is a BEA Twitty Party going on. Sign up and hit that one, too. Yes, it is much along the lines of my Pout-a-Thon, but trust me, there is more than one party going on BEA, so we need more than one party for us stuck-at-homes.
The dress code is casual, friends. I'll be wearing pajamas and a sweatshirt.
Will you join me? Tell all your friends, wake the neighbors, and be sure to bring your dogs and cats.
The party starts ............................ NOW!!!!
And I've had a blast.
But like I said, I am NOT whining. I've been all over the place the last six months, met awesome booksellers and readers, and it is only fair that my publishers send other authors to enjoy the festival/celebration/frat party/book extravaganza that is BEA.
I am not whining, I swear.
I am pouting.
I can't help it. There are SO MANY people I would love to hear again (looking at you, Sherman Alexie). I want to eat the frozen pastry at the Children's Booksellers Breakfast. I want to sprain my ankle on the convention floor. I want to stay up too late and get up to early.
:poutpoutpoutpoutpoutpoutpoutpoutpoutpou
In the best tradition of middle school social dynamics, I have decided to host my OWN party. If you are going to BEA, you are SO not-invited.
The party starts now and goes through the weekend. I am calling it the BEA 09 Pout-a-Thon.
If you are stuck at home, turning that vivid shade of envy-green, consider yourself invited.
How do we make this happen? A couple of things. I think I'll be making LOTS of little blog posts through the weekend. Chime in the comments section. Pretend that you are having coffee or a glass of cheap wine with me at one of those parties. Ask the questions you've always wanted to ask. You might have to ASK LOUDLY, because the room is already filling up and it's hard to hear ANYTHING!
I'll also be chattering on my Twitter feed all weekend.
There is on ongoing conversation at Meebo (see below):
There is a BEA Twitty Party going on. Sign up and hit that one, too. Yes, it is much along the lines of my Pout-a-Thon, but trust me, there is more than one party going on BEA, so we need more than one party for us stuck-at-homes.
The dress code is casual, friends. I'll be wearing pajamas and a sweatshirt.
Will you join me? Tell all your friends, wake the neighbors, and be sure to bring your dogs and cats.
The party starts ............................ NOW!!!!

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signed,
lives in NYC, has unlimited-ride Metrocard, and STILL not going to BEA.
Chocolate? Check.
Pass me a pastry. I pout best over flaky crust.
How long before Forge is available? Because as I already told you once, on facebook, I really, really, really loved Chains. It's touched me and most books that people say "will stay in your mind long after you've finished reading the last page" don't stay in my mind.
Chains did. It was so emotionally powerful, gut-wrenchingly sad and heart-leapingly strong. I cannot wait to get my hands on Wintergirls. But I've already bought so many new books recently that I can't buy it yet.
-Kayleigh
PS: Even if I had known about BEA early enough to book it and money to buy the plane ticket, I couldn't have gone. Why? I'm in France. I can't wait to get out of this... *mutters insults* The irony here is that I'm French.
Okay. Enough rambling. Sorry for the length, but at least it's not written "lIeK th!s! OMG!!!". (Writing that hurt me.) Done now.
Really.
Inbetween pouts, I am diving back into my research for FORGE. If all goes well, it should be published in the fall of 2010.
Thanks for joining us, Kayleigh.
Really, we're the lucky ones.
I forget.
(Don't you wonder if that person is still employed?)
:pout:
Oh, the life of an independent bookseller in the wilderness that is Montana. Will someone please refill my coffee? If you do, then I'll put a kettle on for your tea. It's nice to know I'm not alone in my loneliness.
What ARCs are on your wish list?
Pouting and proud!
:-)
I hope you make yourself an extra tray of brownies.
Make sure the celery sticks are dry and stringy. Limp bits of broccoli will add a realistic touch, too.
Be sure to eat cookies at 10pm. There are several dessert parties thrown by publishers each evening.
Didn't go to BEA when Hugging the Rock came out and should have. Pout.
Now I wonder if BEA will still be around when my next book comes out. Pout.
Wishing I was there now. Pout.
Next round of coffee is on me. I brought some virtual chocolate too. Richard Donnelly's, of course. (http://www.donnellychocolates.com/
But I can't pout now. I have to make a cake and then go volunteer at the brain injury society. I'll be back to join in the pouting later!
We will be waiting for your return.
Be sure to report back with your impressions of everything. I know lots of people here would love all the details!
And congratulations!
Here's my pout. At least you've BEEN to BEA in your lifetime. Not me! Poutpoutpout.
A pox on Swiss Colony. Pteuie!
But yeah, I'm happy to sit around the house in my sweats and eat chips, in between revising my current project!
But know this - it probably dooms you to go to BEA in the future.
Welcome aboard.